dogs

i love my dog so much she runs and plays and chews and sleeps and chew everything in my house and pees on the floor and eats all my chocolate when im not looking and starts a secret dog fighting ring in my back yard and slobers on my homework and bites little people and breaks into my fridge and eats all my food and growls at nice old ladies in the park and chews on the drapes over my windows and thinks that my family room is a swimming pool and thinks my backyard is a gold mine she has to dig up everything. but for the most part i still love my dog.